Height: 5′2” and 1/2

Weight: 117 lbs.

Jeans size: 27

Bust: 34

Waist: 26

Hips: 39

My Measurements:

Height: 5’8″ and 1/2

Weight: 140 lbs.

Jeans size: 32 (I’m tall, okay!)

Bust: 32

Waist: 28

Hips: 40

i love myself!!

Women are not meant to be tamed

This song completely describes me.

Redneck girl likes to cruise in Daddy’s pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays hard when she’s down on her luck
Living for a friday afternoon
She’s gonna show one ole boy that we can move

And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl

Redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock n’ roll while she listens to the country songs
She’s waitin’ for that moment of surrender
Her hands are calloused but her heart is tender

And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Oh, give me a give me a give me a redneck girl

A redneck girl got a name on the back of her belt
She’s got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
A coyote’s howling out on the prairie
First comes love then comes marriage

And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Yeah, give me a, give me a, give me a redneck girl

girl loses leg making fried rice

opera singer seduces priest, gives him aids, he struggles to tell his parish

fraternity brother gets sex change, remains ‘brother’?

man eats entire box of altoids, makes out with ugly girls because he cant taste the difference anymore

court jester is fired, starts digging graves complete with inappropriate jokes

Dear (name of someone you recently talked to):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people

1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don’t match
Grey – You’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January – That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on peanut butter
May – When I finally changed my underwear
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August – When you kicked my butt
September – Last year when you peed your pants
October – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – When your dog humped my leg
December – When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta – In your closet
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Mac And Cheese Dinner
Lasagna – Outside your office
Kebab – With Jean Chrétien
Seafood – In a clown suit
Sandwiches – At the Elton John concert
Pizza – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Ignore
Red – Put whipped cream on
Black – Hit on
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – bite off
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the pants off of
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive over

5) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My boyfriend
White – My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple – My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue – My salt-beef bucket
Yellow – My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other –The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill – Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost – High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news – Scarred
American Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Open
Top Model – Middle-class
Other -ashamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy – How awesome you are
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – that i get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited – That I may pee my pants
Nervous – The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – That your Ford sucks
Apathetic – That you need a sex-change
Silly – That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – That Santa doesn’t exist
Ashamed – That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other – That your driving sucks

What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your toe ring
Yellow – Your love letters to me
Red – The pictures from Vegas
Black – Your pet rock
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – Your car
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your nose hair clippers
Grey – Our matching snoopy socks
Purple – Your old Jonas Brothers blanket
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B – My virginity
C/D – Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F – Your neighbors dog
G/H – The oil tank from your car
I/J – Your left ear
K/L – The results of that blood-sample
M/N – Your glass eye
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z – Your credit cards

10) The first letter in your last name?
A/B – Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D – Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that nightalway
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – Hate your cooking
M/N – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R – Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T – Always wanted to break your legs
U/V – Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey – I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
France – Love always
Spain – With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan – Go milk a cow
Greece – your everlasting enemy
USA – Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England – Go drown yourself

….Grace means gift of God. Quiz win!

DIRECTIONS:
- Go to Google image search.
- Type in your answer to each question.
- Choose a picture from the first page.
- Use this website (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php) to make your collage.
- Save the image for use in this note.
- Tag the people whose mosaics you want to see. (I’m going to tag more people later.)

QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?
2. What is your favorite type of music?
3. What is your hometown?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your favorite movie?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What is one word to describe yourself?
10. How are you feeling right now?
11. What do you love most in the world?
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Google image search:

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Flickr image search:

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ANSWERS:
1. What is your name? “Grace Henry”
2. What is your favorite type of music? “Indie alternative rock”
3. What is your hometown? “Carlisle”
4. What is your favorite color? “Purple or red”
5. What is your favorite movie? “Juno”
6. What is your favorite drink? “Chai”
7. What is your dream vacation? “A tour of carousels”
8. What is your favorite dessert? “Palacsinta”
9. What is one word to describe yourself? “Amazing”
10. How are you feeling right now? “Awesome at cooking” (HILARIOUS)
11. What do you love most in the world? “family”
12. What do you want to be when you grow up? “women’s rights lobbyist”

The average score for Americans is 15.3 and for celebrities it’s 17.

I scored 19. Er…
Here’s the fall out:

Authority: 5
Self Sufficiency: 5
Superiority: 2
Exhibition: 2
Exploitation: 2
Vanity: 2
Entitlement: 1

You scored 68 % on Lion-Tamer.

Oh, mighty lion tamer. You are lover of nature and animals, with an adventurous edge and a confident exterior. You are brave, fierce, and not afraid to show it. You love high-energy activities, like sports, amusement parks, and exploring. This makes you hard to keep up with, but those people who are as energetic and confident as you love to be around you.

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While you’re confident on the outside, you have a soft interior. You are patient, loyal, trusting, dedicated and gentle. How else would you earn the respect and affection from the lions you so boldly play with?

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You have many great stories, and you love to share them. Your life has been a wild ride, and there’s a lot to talk about. You’ve lived through some pretty weird things, but you enjoy the challenge, and you’re much too curious to shy away.

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Socially, you’re gregarious and fun to be around. You have a very loud personality and you love to be the life of things. In your future, you want to travel to many places, perhaps even exotic places, because you’ve always dreamed of traveling the world.

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Keep dreaming, dreamer! The world is yours to explore.