Women are not meant to be tamed
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Redneck_Girl/9445054
This song completely describes me.
Redneck girl likes to cruise in Daddy’s pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays hard when she’s down on her luck
Living for a friday afternoon
She’s gonna show one ole boy that we can move
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock n’ roll while she listens to the country songs
She’s waitin’ for that moment of surrender
Her hands are calloused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Oh, give me a give me a give me a redneck girl
A redneck girl got a name on the back of her belt
She’s got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
A coyote’s howling out on the prairie
First comes love then comes marriage
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Yeah, give me a, give me a, give me a redneck girl
man’s ex-wife’s head grows out of his shoulder, acts like a really bitchy conscience.
girl loses leg making fried rice
opera singer seduces priest, gives him aids, he struggles to tell his parish
fraternity brother gets sex change, remains ‘brother’?
man eats entire box of altoids, makes out with ugly girls because he cant taste the difference anymore
court jester is fired, starts digging graves complete with inappropriate jokes
Dear (name of someone you recently talked to):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our affair and romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in a clown suit and I saw you sit on your My Little Pony collection. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I’m returning your toe ring to you, but I’ll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and thanks for the Cocaine.
Love Always,
Grace
Dear (name of someone you recently talked to):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people
1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – I’m in love with your cat
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don’t match
Grey – You’re a leprechaun
Yellow – I’m selling myself for candy
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January – That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on peanut butter
May – When I finally changed my underwear
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August – When you kicked my butt
September – Last year when you peed your pants
October – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November – When your dog humped my leg
December – When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta – In your closet
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Mac And Cheese Dinner
Lasagna – Outside your office
Kebab – With Jean Chrétien
Seafood – In a clown suit
Sandwiches – At the Elton John concert
Pizza – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Ignore
Red – Put whipped cream on
Black – Hit on
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – bite off
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the pants off of
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive over
5) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My boyfriend
White – My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple – My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue – My salt-beef bucket
Yellow – My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange – My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other –The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill – Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost – High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news – Scarred
American Idol – Masochistic
Family Guy – Open
Top Model – Middle-class
Other -ashamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy – How awesome you are
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – that i get turned on only by garbage men
Angry – That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited – That I may pee my pants
Nervous – The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried – That your Ford sucks
Apathetic – That you need a sex-change
Silly – That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly – That Santa doesn’t exist
Ashamed – That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other – That your driving sucks
What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your toe ring
Yellow – Your love letters to me
Red – The pictures from Vegas
Black – Your pet rock
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – Your car
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your nose hair clippers
Grey – Our matching snoopy socks
Purple – Your old Jonas Brothers blanket
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B – My virginity
C/D – Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F – Your neighbors dog
G/H – The oil tank from your car
I/J – Your left ear
K/L – The results of that blood-sample
M/N – Your glass eye
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z – Your credit cards
10) The first letter in your last name?
A/B – Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D – Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that nightalway
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L – Hate your cooking
M/N – Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P – Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R – Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T – Always wanted to break your legs
U/V – Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X – Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk – The apartment building is on fire
Water – I’m scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey – I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
France – Love always
Spain – With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan – Go milk a cow
Greece – your everlasting enemy
USA – Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England – Go drown yourself
I just took the “What is your Hungarian name?” quiz and the result is: If you’re a girl, your name is Tünde , and if you’re a guy, your name is Mátyás. Tünde means fairy and Mátyás means a gift of God. You really look upon life as a gift, you enjoy every second of it. You always in the middle of happenings. Everybody loves you because you’re cleve, sociable and charming as a fairy.
….Grace means gift of God. Quiz win!
PREMISE:
DIRECTIONS:
- Go to Google image search.
- Type in your answer to each question.
- Choose a picture from the first page.
- Use this website (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php) to make your collage.
- Save the image for use in this note.
- Tag the people whose mosaics you want to see. (I’m going to tag more people later.)
QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?
2. What is your favorite type of music?
3. What is your hometown?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your favorite movie?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What is one word to describe yourself?
10. How are you feeling right now?
11. What do you love most in the world?
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Google image search:
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ANSWERS:
1. What is your name? “Grace Henry”
2. What is your favorite type of music? “Indie alternative rock”
3. What is your hometown? “Carlisle”
4. What is your favorite color? “Purple or red”
5. What is your favorite movie? “Juno”
6. What is your favorite drink? “Chai”
7. What is your dream vacation? “A tour of carousels”
8. What is your favorite dessert? “Palacsinta”
9. What is one word to describe yourself? “Amazing”
10. How are you feeling right now? “Awesome at cooking” (HILARIOUS)
11. What do you love most in the world? “family”
12. What do you want to be when you grow up? “women’s rights lobbyist”
according to the Narcissism Personality Inventory I’m a monster.
The average score for Americans is 15.3 and for celebrities it’s 17.
I scored 19. Er…
Here’s the fall out:
Authority: 5
Self Sufficiency: 5
Superiority: 2
Exhibition: 2
Exploitation: 2
Vanity: 2
Entitlement: 1
This comes as no surprise:
Your result for What Circus Performer would you be? …
Lion Tamer!
You scored 68 % on Lion-Tamer.
Oh, mighty lion tamer. You are lover of nature and animals, with an adventurous edge and a confident exterior. You are brave, fierce, and not afraid to show it. You love high-energy activities, like sports, amusement parks, and exploring. This makes you hard to keep up with, but those people who are as energetic and confident as you love to be around you.
- **
While you’re confident on the outside, you have a soft interior. You are patient, loyal, trusting, dedicated and gentle. How else would you earn the respect and affection from the lions you so boldly play with?
- **
You have many great stories, and you love to share them. Your life has been a wild ride, and there’s a lot to talk about. You’ve lived through some pretty weird things, but you enjoy the challenge, and you’re much too curious to shy away.
- **
Socially, you’re gregarious and fun to be around. You have a very loud personality and you love to be the life of things. In your future, you want to travel to many places, perhaps even exotic places, because you’ve always dreamed of traveling the world.
- **
Keep dreaming, dreamer! The world is yours to explore.
3 WISHES
1. 
A gorgeous, moderately huge goat farm. With two cows. and lots of dogs. Lots of dogs. Somewhere in Delmarva or PA
2. 
My parents’ happiness – economic security, anything they need. possibly to include a nice ranch type farm in PA.
3. 
and a carved, but unpainted, one of these. with stipends for fixtures, of course.
Why is it so difficult for most of us to love someone unconditionally ?
It’s nearly possible to do unless you have experienced and understand it. That said, being loved unconditionally does not necessarily correlate or lead to that understanding or substantive experience. It’s easy enough to do after you encounter it. At some point it just hits you – this person loves me, no matter what. I love this person, no matter what. It doesn’t have to be reciprocal to the same person, but once you’ve felt it even a little its always a possibility. Until you really encounter it, you can’t claim to love unconditionally – but after you have, that feeling becomes as much a part of you as knowing their name. (Author’s note: Clearly this is all based on family, not romance.)
If you could absorb the talent of another person, what would it be and from who?
While it’s tempting to want Pablo Casal’s skill, I don’t think that would serve me as well as it would have once. I’m honestly not sure what talent I’d most want at this point, and therefore have no idea from whom to Ursula-spell-steal it. It would be nice to be a great painter, a great musician… but those aren’t what I want to be anymore. A great actress? It would be nice, but I’d rather not be a celebrity. I don’t think I really need to be draining anyone else for the ability to coherently argue and follow my career path…just some luck and good connections. If I had to snitch a talent, I’d probably like to be able to draw really well. My doodles are so boring and anytime I get inspired…I’m relegated to writing it down in words or making a horrible mess of it artistically. I can paint alright…its drawing what I”m trying to paint that messes things up. So we’ll go with that. I want to be able to draw. I’ll steal it from the first good artist I see.
SoulPancake.com is my new favorite thing of all time
If you could erase one mistake from history, what would it be?
The Nazi movement. Nothing was gained from the Holocaust. We clearly haven’t learned anything, and history has already repeated itself. The killing was the very definition of senseless, and the politics were just as worthless.
Do we only need God when life smacks us in the face?
I think this is shamefully true of most modern Christians (I can’t speak to other religions, my experience is too limited). I am guilty of it at some points, but not to the extent I’ve observed elsewhere. Certainly God is meant to be there when things are rough, to be a source of inspiration and support (Deu. 31:6, for instance) But God is much more than a psychiatrist or a couch – Give thanks in all you do, sing a new song: all these cliches are just as worthwhile as any prayers for salvation. Praying for others, praying for yourself – these should all be balanced with thanksgiving and exultation. We may not think we need God when things are going well and we are happy, healthy, etc – but in those times we need God as much as ever. When things start to go bad, turning to God makes sense – but ignoring him when things are good is as foolish as ignoring his help when you need it.
What five books should everyone read and why?
1. the Ordinary Princess (M.M. Kaye) – A book which vindicates all the girls who are just waiting for the day the smart girl with a personality wins over the vapid pretty one. Beautifully written as well.
2. Where the Red Fern Grows (Wilson Rawls) – Possibly the most moving story of loyalty and dedication, between many different things both metaphorical and literal. Don’t judge by the bland cover/jacket – it moves me to tears and existentialism every time.
3. Dr. Zhivago (Boris Pasternak) – A splendid study of human relationships, interactions and personal passions. May be a little long/detailed for some, but its a fantastic work when understood properly.
4. Eat, Pray, Love (Liz Gilbert) – The fact that the author is a personal friend aside, this book is inspirational and creative, but most of all is a wonderful validation of women everywhere. Even with the romantic happy ending and cheesy girly drama, this book is feminism at its best and most honest.
5. The Missing Piece (Shel Silverstein) – the only book which is equally inspirational at every stage in one’s life. From infants to geriatrics, this book is more reassuring than the Chicken Soup series and more creative than regular comics.
Soul Drawings
A drawing of my soul at this moment:
What experience would you be willing to risk everything for?
Natural flight. The ability to actually soar without mechanical appendages or motors.
What’s on your to-don’t list?
1. Don’t give up.
2. Don’t rely on other people, but
3. Don’t give up on (helping) other people.
4. Don’t forget to give thanks in all things.
5. Don’t live to-do list to to-do list.
